I am stealing this idea from a friend of mine. I so enjoyed reading her post, I thought I would try it myself.
5 Things I Simply CANNOT do:
1. I cannot parallel park. I have tried and tried and tried. I have determined for the safety of myself and others, I will walk, no matter how far.
2. I cannot masticate my food properly. I have tried to slow down while eating and chew my food the 25-40 times required per bite...but it just doesn't happen.
3. I cannot move my ears without touching them. My Grandpa Burkey could do this (when he was alive) and when I was a child I was always asking him to show me how. I could never get the darn things to move!
4. I cannot bring myself to pay for primping products. I don't use hairspray, I don't buy lotion (I make my own), I don't dye my hair (anymore), I don't get my nails done or even paint them. All of these types of things I view as frivolous (for myself) and I just can't bring myself to pay for them.
5. I cannot do my own hair in fancy do-ups. It's all down, all up in a ponytail or french braided. That is the extent of my hair doing capabilities. I WISH I was more talented...alas, I am not.
What can YOU not do??
Friday, September 9, 2011
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1. I can NOT crochet (and it bugs me that I just can't grasp it)
2. I can NOT wear hairspray (crazy buy the slight weight of it gives me a headache)
3. I can NOT smell or eat cantaloupe without throwing up (happens every time)
4. I can NOT go a day without a bit of chocolate, even if it's just a couple chocolate chips.
5. I can NOT deal with dirty (messy yes, dirty no)
I can NOT eat plain ol' tomatoes, even the "yummy" home grown ones. I don't like then, but I keep trying.
I can NOT be on time to save my life. Many people have tried, including myself, to make me better at this. I think I was just born that way.
I can NOT dance. I can move to the music, but it is not pretty.
I can NOT lick my elbow ;)
I can NOT live my life without the hope of Christ.
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